its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
Dogs are Lucky. They don’t to have worry about looking cute and paying bills.
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat