precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

image

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

(via legalmexican)

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via generalbooty)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via rrihnna)

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

(via twerkerus)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(Source: sixsteen, via lindsaylohoean)

meladoodle:

my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future

(via armadillo)


ciggeret:

goatboots:

the australian fucking news


jesus christ

ciggeret:

goatboots:

the australian fucking news

jesus christ

(via bitterboob)

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

(via pizza)


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rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via teenscoolest)

nevvzealand:

all grandmas smell the same

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