unclefather:

me: *throws shade*

mom: pick it up now

untexting:

i just want someone to miss me

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

versacefriedchicken:

Drake playing basketball

inmyufo:

still haven’t received a response 😔

itunestore:

Dogs are Lucky. They don’t to have worry about looking cute and paying bills.

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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